{"id":230,"date":"2021-09-09T23:07:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-09T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=230"},"modified":"2021-10-13T23:13:19","modified_gmt":"2021-10-13T21:13:19","slug":"hacheter-tes-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"Hacheter tes p\u00eats ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Erreur 500<\/strong> : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;impasse,<br>plus de place pour un tour de passe-passe,<br>comme ce billet de 500,<br>brul\u00e9 en direct au journal des Francs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Erreur 403<\/strong> : c&rsquo;est le sens interdit,<br>par les bonnes moeurs,<br>il faut garder ces crimes secrets<br>dans les coffres-forts num\u00e9riques<br>de nos portables ch\u00e9ris.<br><br><strong>Erreur 404<\/strong> : tu t&rsquo;es perdu(e),<br>pomm\u00e9(e) de route,<br>putain de GPS,<br>je ne sais plus vivre sans toi,<br>jamais je retrouverai mon toit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Erreur 505<\/strong> : l\u00e0 le jeu est fini,<br>internet t&rsquo;a bouff\u00e9 la gueule,<br>et tu hurles de douleur<br>\u00e0 en crever la nuit,<br>o\u00f9 personne ne t&rsquo;entend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erreur 500 : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;impasse,plus de place pour un tour de passe-passe,comme ce billet de 500,brul\u00e9 en direct au journal des Francs. Erreur 403 : c&rsquo;est le sens interdit,par les bonnes moeurs,il faut garder ces crimes secretsdans les coffres-forts num\u00e9riquesde nos portables ch\u00e9ris. Erreur 404 : tu t&rsquo;es perdu(e),pomm\u00e9(e) de route,putain de GPS,je ne sais &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=230\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Hacheter tes p\u00eats ?&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-public-averti","tag-contenu-poetique-conseille-a-partir-de-12-ans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}