{"id":88,"date":"2020-03-30T00:20:50","date_gmt":"2020-03-29T22:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=88"},"modified":"2021-02-11T21:32:44","modified_gmt":"2021-02-11T20:32:44","slug":"une-bete-comme-un-ane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"Une b\u00eate, comme un \u00e2ne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>J&rsquo;ai toujours eu envie d&rsquo;\u00eatre un \u00e2ne,<br>mais on m&rsquo;a dit qu&rsquo;il fallait \u00eatre un cheval,<br>et pas n&rsquo;importe lequel de ces chevaux !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pourtant je suis s\u00fbr que c&rsquo;est cool d&rsquo;\u00eatre un \u00e2ne,<br>sauf quand on se fait moquer par un cheval,<br>et repousser par tous les autres \u00e2nes de chevaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C&rsquo;est vrai que je suis t\u00eatu comme un \u00e2ne :<br>je me mets en travers de ceux qui sont fiers comme un cheval,<br>et avec les femmes, \u00e7a m&rsquo;a apport\u00e9<br>pas mal de rivaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au final, j&rsquo;ai abandonn\u00e9 l&rsquo;id\u00e9e d&rsquo;\u00eatre un \u00e2ne :<br>bah oui, avec tous ces fers \u00e0 cheval,<br>j&rsquo;ai fini par m&rsquo;en prendre un bien costauds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La morale de mon po\u00e8me, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il est bien<br>difficile d&rsquo;\u00eatre soi-m\u00eame, dans un monde<br>qui \u00e9crase et an\u00e9antit tout ce qu&rsquo;il y a de beau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1817\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-87\" srcset=\"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-scaled.jpg 1817w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-213x300.jpg 213w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-727x1024.jpg 727w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-768x1082.jpg 768w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-1090x1536.jpg 1090w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-1454x2048.jpg 1454w, https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0_20200406_233852-1320x1860.jpg 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai toujours eu envie d&rsquo;\u00eatre un \u00e2ne,mais on m&rsquo;a dit qu&rsquo;il fallait \u00eatre un cheval,et pas n&rsquo;importe lequel de ces chevaux ! Pourtant je suis s\u00fbr que c&rsquo;est cool d&rsquo;\u00eatre un \u00e2ne,sauf quand on se fait moquer par un cheval,et repousser par tous les autres \u00e2nes de chevaux. C&rsquo;est vrai que je suis t\u00eatu comme &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/?p=88\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Une b\u00eate, comme un \u00e2ne&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-public-averti","tag-contenu-poetique-conseille-a-partir-de-12-ans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o.gabathuler.fr\/poesie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}